fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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❝ Your first instinct is always right. So, always go with your first instinct. Even if it’s a bad idea… Because bad ideas make good stories ❞
❝ Far too many people are looking for the right person, instead of trying to be the right person. ❞

jonnydepp:

when you open a website and multiple ads start popping out

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phreakattack:

the-last-teabender:

kosmik-kiko:

harukami:

gothiccharmschool:

seananmcguire:

kanayahavethisdance:

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

Lol wtf

Already had the best news of my life a couple days ago, I dare this bagel to top that.

i’ve bene ingoring the bagle but now i think it’s time to give the bagle a chance

alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

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burgerkid:

trying to run away from my problems like

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Me: *leaves room*
Family: whOaA????1????? ThE VAmPiRE HaS DAreD tO LeAVe iT's CaVE???????1???1??
Family: *mocks my weight*
Family: *mocks my interests*
Family: *mocks my friends*
Family: *mocks my feminist beliefs*
Me: *returns to room and vows to never leave again*
Family: but why doesn't she want to socialize with us????1????1?1?? Silly moody teenager